Wednesday, September 17, 2008

SSMBY Records!!!

This Friday you have the opportunity to become a part of a very prestigious group...the SSMBY Record holders. This opportunity only comes once a year, so mark it on your calendars and start practicing. There will be judges and stop-watches and we're counting on you making your way into the SSMBY Book of Records which will be coming out later this Fall.

Just to get your imagination going I've come up with a short list of record setting options. Do not feel limited to this list, but if you're having a hard time coming up with a record to set or break then feel free to go for one of these records or modify them to come up with your own. I'd really like to see everyone participating, so try to come up with something.

• most people on one couch
• most words said in a minute
• most words texted in 30 sec.
• longest time hanging from a beam
• most books balanced on head
• lowest limbo
• longest head stand
• most consecutive cartwheels
• most consecutive summersaults
• longest monologue
• most cans of pop drunken in a minute
• longest spin before falling
• tallest member of SSMBY
• shortest member of SSMBY
• fastest time to eat a can of spam (or any other gross food)
• longest slide across the floor in socks
• fastest time to eat an apple
• biggest head
• smallest head
• fastest time to drink 5 glasses of chocolate milk

Make sure that you let me know the record that you want to break and if I'm going to need to get any supplies in order for you to do it. You can either write a comment on this blog entry or if you want it to be a bit more secretive then email me at sabrinawiens@bellnet.ca

One record that I came across is the greatest distance moon-walked in an hour, so use your imagination and as long as your record can be measured and judged you've got a shot at become a SSMBY Record-holder!



p.s. click on the title of this post to see a record being broken.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

what about:
-biggest feet
-smallest feet
-longest time hula hooping
-fastest time running a certain distance
-longest hair
-longest time balancing (item name here) on your chin/nose
-longest time holding a note
-longest time standing on one foot (this one might take a really long time)
-most candles blown out in one breath
-Strangest name backwards (this is would be the opinion of the judges)

p.s. could the apple-eating thing be some other kind of food? (i can't eat apples)

Anonymous said...

oh--and thanks for posting this so early!

Sabrina Wiens said...

Yeah, the eating ones can really be anything, but I need to know ahead of time so I can actually have those things there. Do you have a different something else in mind? Fastest to peel and eat an orange?

Sabrina Wiens said...

Or maybe a lemon!

Anonymous said...

I'll try fastest time to drink 5 glasses of chocolate milk(love chocolate milk) and where the heck are we gonna hang from a beam?

And try to do longest slide across the floor in socks.

I'll think of anymore ideas

Av said...

I like the lemon idea but i think i would more readily participate if it was an orange. (I'll do either one though)
For the other stuff, I don't really need any supplies--except for the hula hooping one, but I have a hula hoop of my own. If anyone want's to try and challenge me they will have to bring one.