Hay Ride

DM: “You find yourself in the dark, surrounded by the smell of hay. You feel the firm bale of hay beneath you, soft but pricking through the spaces in your leather armour to irritate your skin. By the little bit of light shed by the last crescent of the Silver Moon you can see row upon row of vineyard slowly passing by. From the darkness ahead of you ring the cries of battle. What do you wish to do?”

Baragon: “I make a spot check to see if there any dangerous creatures nearby. My Dwarven dark-vision prevents any negative effects that would otherwise arise from the darkness of night.”

DM: “Right you are, Baragon. Roll your D20”

Dice roll. 7. The DM confers with some papers, muttering some calculations to himself.

DM: “Success! You see a large humanoid crouching behind the grapes. He is unaware that you have spotted him. You also realize that the vineyard is not moving, rather, you are on some sort of wagon. What would you like to do next?”

Baragon: “I inform the party and tell them to prepare for battle. I also take this time to equip my +7 double critical Dragon-Axe.”

Edo'ran: "I will scout ahead to determine the source of the sounds of battle."

Perhaps you’ve often found yourself in similar situations to Baragon, the level 7 Dwarf Fighter and Edo'ran the level 6 Half-Elf Rogue. These are times filled with excitement and adventure, mystery and intrigue. But now you have the chance to experience a Hay Ride in real life!

This Friday (Oct. 27th) is the Hay Ride! For those who haven't been out to the Hayride before, it is a large youth event involving other youth groups and hay.

We are meeting at 7’o’clock here at the church. Bring a doubloon to cover the costs

Come in clothes that can be filled with Hay and that will keep you warm. Come ready to stuff people (of the same sex) with Hay! Come with your readiness to wrestle and tackle and have a good time!

I know Tom will be riding on the Escape from Russia Simulator Wagon AKA The Sissy Wagon. You may join him, if you’re sissy enough, heck, I might even join him!

Make sure you’re here at 7, not at regular time: Bring $2.

This has been another successful blogging event by Robert Mason.